He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Send help, water and tortillas.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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