So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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