He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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