You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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