Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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