I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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