Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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