In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
