i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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