Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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