i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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