Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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