Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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