after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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