I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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