why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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