I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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