sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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