My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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