bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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