I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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