I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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