I wish I could teleport
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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