Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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