'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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