The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.