The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack