i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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