She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
