How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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