guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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