He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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