do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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