I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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