That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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