I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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