sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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