3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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