Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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