I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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