Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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