My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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