Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are all done wearing pants today
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
dude. I can hear the air.
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