And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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