Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Mom said you looked used
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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