hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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