Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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