This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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