My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Are we still banned from the library?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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