What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize