I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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