how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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